Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Working Late Again (1997)

Brad Garrett: Robert Barone

Quotes 

• Robert Barone : I could of been a pretty good hockey player. I was big, I had the toughness, good hand-eye coordination.

  Ray Barone : Yeah, but eventually you would've had to let go of the side.

• Robert Barone : [Robert's pant legs come down to well above his ankles. Definite "highwaters"]  Let me ask you, do these pants look all right to you?

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : Are you still growing?

  Robert Barone : [indicates Marie]  She hemmed them. They're two inches too short.

  Marie Barone : It's nice to see a little sock.

  Robert Barone : Ma, I'm out there with criminals, okay? It's life or death. I have to be taken seriously.

  Raymond "Ray" Barone : Why don't you make them into shorts, like the mailman?

  Robert Barone : The mailman?

  Marie Barone : You're so unappreciative, Robert.

  Robert Barone : Okay, Ma, fine. I just won't get out of the squad car, okay? Let's hope there's no crime today. That'll give me a chance to maybe go by the post office and I can taIk about fashion tips with the other mailmen.