Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

The Ride-Along (1998)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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Quotes 

• [Frank is eating lasagna from the platter] 

  Marie Barone : Frank! What are you doing? You can't eat it from there! Your fork was in there! Now nobody can eat it!

  Frank Barone : That's all I have to do? In that case, the fork's been in the ice cream, too!

  Ray Barone : [comes in]  Hey.

  Marie Barone : Hi, Raymond. Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat? Only you can't have lasagna... Or ice cream.

  Frank Barone : [sticks his fork in cake]  Or chocolate cake.

  Marie Barone : Look at him! He's like an animal, marking his territory!

  [Frank sticks Marie with the fork] 

  Marie Barone : Hey!

  Frank Barone : What? That's a compliment.

  Ray Barone : God, how I wish I could say this is the wrong house...

• Ray Barone : Maybe later we can climb a tree and save a meow-meow.

• Robert Barone : [on the radio]  Open warehouse door check out okay. We'll do another check in a while and if need be call in the bow-wow.

  Robert Barone : [to Ray]  That's a police dog.

  Ray Barone : A bow-wow's a police dog? How do you crack that code?

• Ray Barone : Stop! Robert's the one you should be worried about! Are you listening to me, Ma? He's the one who's out there everyday! He's the one who's risking his life...

  Marie Barone : I know what he does! I don't need to think about it!

  Ray Barone : Okay, I just wanted you to know...

  Frank Barone : ENOUGH! Your mother doesn't like to think about it!