- Marie Barone: Oh Robby, that's wonderful! As a boy, you were always a Looker.
- Frank Barone: I always thought he was more of a "Look at that!".
- Frank Barone: Enough! I don't like this! I didn't raise no male models!
- Marie Barone: Oh, Frank.
- Robert Barone: That's all right, I expected just such a reaction. Guess it goes with the territory. That's why they pay us the big bucks.
- Amy MacDougall Barone: They say he could potentially make a hundred thousand dollars a year.
- Frank Barone: Holy crap!
- [to Robert]
- Frank Barone: Shut up, paint your face, and start swingin' it down town!
- Amy MacDougall Barone: While we were waiting for our food, Robert got discovered!
- Raymond 'Ray' Barone: Discovered as in "Hey, I found Bigfoot"?
- Robert Barone: How do I face Amy and Mom and Dad - They think I'm a model!
- Ray Barone: Nobody thinks that.
- Debra Barone: [looking at the pictures Ray took of Robert] The top of his head's cut off.
- Raymond 'Ray' Barone: They're goin' for something! Open your mind!
- Frank Barone: Open the trash and throw these in.
- Robert Barone: I don't know what happened. Even the lightbulbs are gone. It-it's like a con job.
- Ray Barone: How could it be a con job? I mean - oh, don't tell me you paid the guy to represent you.
- Robert Barone: No. I only paid for the pictures. I paid for the pictures.
- Ray Barone: Oh... man. How much?
- Robert Barone: $1000.
- Ray Barone: $1000? Are you nuts?
- Robert Barone: It would've cost me a lot more with one of those outside guys!
- Ray Barone: Oh my God!
- Robert Barone: I feel sick.
- Ray Barone: All right, easy. Easy!
- Robert Barone: I can't breathe! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
- Ray Barone: Calm down! Robert! Just calm down.
- Robert Barone: I can't breathe!
- Ray Barone: Calm down. Calm down!
- Robert Barone: How can I calm down? Do you know what this means? I've been conned and I'm a cop. I'm a conned cop!
- Ray Barone: All right. So why don't you just track the guys down, and you throw 'em in jail?
- Robert Barone: Yeah sure. I can just imagine the headlines: "Giant Cop is Giant Schmuck!"
- Ray Barone: Look, you just tell them that you decided that this career was not for you. You're too much of a man.
- Robert Barone: Okay. But, see, they're expecting pictures. Amy knows I, I paid $1,500.
- Ray Barone: I thought you said $1,000!
- Robert Barone: I LIED! Okay, Raymond? I'm a moron!
- Ray Barone: All right, so we'll get some new pictures made.
- Robert Barone: No, I can't. That was my last $2,000.
- Ray Barone: [shocked] $2,000?
- Robert Barone: [shouting] I KNOW!
- Ray Barone: Well, $2,000? What were these, pictures or sculptures?