Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
The Model (2004)
Brad Garrett: Robert Barone
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Quotes
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Frank Barone : Enough! I don't like this! I didn't raise no male models!
Marie Barone : Oh, Frank.
Robert Barone : That's all right, I expected just such a reaction. Guess it goes with the territory. That's why they pay us the big bucks.
Amy MacDougall Barone : They say he could potentially make a hundred thousand dollars a year.
Frank Barone : Holy crap!
[to Robert]
Frank Barone : Shut up, paint your face, and start swingin' it down town!
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Robert Barone : How do I face Amy and Mom and Dad - They think I'm a model!
Ray Barone : Nobody thinks that.
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Robert Barone : I don't know what happened. Even the lightbulbs are gone. It-it's like a con job.
Ray Barone : How could it be a con job? I mean - oh, don't tell me you paid the guy to represent you.
Robert Barone : No. I only paid for the pictures. I paid for the pictures.
Ray Barone : Oh... man. How much?
Robert Barone : $1000.
Ray Barone : $1000? Are you nuts?
Robert Barone : It would've cost me a lot more with one of those outside guys!
Ray Barone : Oh my God!
Robert Barone : I feel sick.
Ray Barone : All right, easy. Easy!
Robert Barone : I can't breathe! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
Ray Barone : Calm down! Robert! Just calm down.
Robert Barone : I can't breathe!
Ray Barone : Calm down. Calm down!
Robert Barone : How can I calm down? Do you know what this means? I've been conned and I'm a cop. I'm a conned cop!
Ray Barone : All right. So why don't you just track the guys down, and you throw 'em in jail?
Robert Barone : Yeah sure. I can just imagine the headlines: "Giant Cop is Giant Schmuck!"
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Ray Barone : Look, you just tell them that you decided that this career was not for you. You're too much of a man.
Robert Barone : Okay. But, see, they're expecting pictures. Amy knows I, I paid $1,500.
Ray Barone : I thought you said $1,000!
Robert Barone : I LIED! Okay, Raymond? I'm a moron!
Ray Barone : All right, so we'll get some new pictures made.
Robert Barone : No, I can't. That was my last $2,000.
Ray Barone : [shocked] $2,000?
Robert Barone : [shouting] I KNOW!
Ray Barone : Well, $2,000? What were these, pictures or sculptures?
