Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

The Finale (2005)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Debra Barone : [the entire family is gathered all around the table]  Hey, Ray it's a little crowded in here.

  Ray Barone : Maybe we should get a bigger table.

• Ray Barone : For thirty seconds you all thought I might be dead.

  [He pauses and looks around at the family who remains silent] 

  Ray Barone : What'd everybody do?

  Debra Barone : You weren't dead! It was thirty seconds!

  Ray Barone : Well thirty seconds is a long time. What went through your mind. Thirty seconds okay go. I have to plan a funeral. I have to raise three kids myself. On the other hand I can start dating again. I'm gonna need new shoes. You know who's cute? Gianni.

  Marie Barone : Debra!

  Frank Barone : Enough! I was there! I saw your wife fall apart! I never saw her look that way and I tell ya I never want to see her look that way again!

  Ray Barone : Is that true?

  Debra Barone : A little

• Frank Barone : Listen while you're in there have the doctor look at your unenjoyable testicle.

  Ray Barone : It's undescended Dad.

  Frank Barone : Yes, and do you enjoy it that way? What's the big deal? He'll be down there anyway.

  Robert Barone : Do you even know where the adenoids are Dad?

  Frank Barone : Sure, around back with the other "oids"