- Raymond "Ray" Barone: It's still doing it, Robert! Censor is going off for no reason at all.
- Robert Barone: Yeah, well it can be a bit jumpy. You know, for just an extra $25.99 a month I can install ANOTHER one.
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Yeah. How about I install my FOOT RIGHT UP YOUR ...
- Debra Barone: RAY!
- Marie Barone: [Marie and Frank enter] Hello, dears.
- Debra Barone: [to Amy] Why couldn't the alarm go off now?
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Do you want to be a cop? Or do you want to be an alarm salesman? Finish this sentence. I'm a...
- Robert Barone: cop
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Alright now why did you pick that?
- Robert Barone: Because you said "I'm a" and not "I'm an"