Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Raybert (2001)

Christine Gonzales: Wendi

Quotes 

• Wendi : Oh, good, he's here. Dad, this is Ray Barone.

  Robert Barone : Um.

  Wendi's Father : That's not Ray Barone.

  Wendi : What?

  Wendi's Father : I've seen him in interviews.

  Robert Barone : Listen.

  Wendi's Father : This guy told you he was Ray Barone?

  Wendi : Yeah!

  Wendi's Father : What are you trying to pull?

  Wendi : You're not Ray Barone?

  Robert Barone : I have self-esteem issues.

  Wendi : What is wrong with you?

  Robert Barone : No one knows.

  Wendi's Father : [Sternly]  Stay away from my daughter, understand me? Or I'll call the cops.

  Robert Barone : A-a-actually I am a cop.

  Wendi's Father : You want to play with *me* now?

  [to Wendi] 

  Wendi's Father : Let's go. From now on, you do your laundry at home.

  Wendi : Weirdo!

  Robert Barone : That doesn't help my self-esteem!