Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Raybert (2001)
Brad Garrett: Robert Barone
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Quotes
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Wendi : Oh, good, he's here. Dad, this is Ray Barone.
Robert Barone : Um.
Wendi's Father : That's not Ray Barone.
Wendi : What?
Wendi's Father : I've seen him in interviews.
Robert Barone : Listen.
Wendi's Father : This guy told you he was Ray Barone?
Wendi : Yeah!
Wendi's Father : What are you trying to pull?
Wendi : You're not Ray Barone?
Robert Barone : I have self-esteem issues.
Wendi : What is wrong with you?
Robert Barone : No one knows.
Wendi's Father : [Sternly] Stay away from my daughter, understand me? Or I'll call the cops.
Robert Barone : A-a-actually I am a cop.
Wendi's Father : You want to play with *me* now?
[to Wendi]
Wendi's Father : Let's go. From now on, you do your laundry at home.
Wendi : Weirdo!
Robert Barone : That doesn't help my self-esteem!
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Ray Barone : You know, we make a pretty good team together, your availability and my attractiveness.
Robert Barone : Yeah, it's like Robert-Raymond.
Ray Barone : No, it's Raybert.