Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Net Worth (2001)

Peter Boyle: Frank Barone

Quotes 

• Debra Barone : You're a homemaker, like me.

  Marie Barone : [Playing along]  Okay.

  Debra Barone : Don't you think that you're entitled to an equal say in your family's financial decisions?

  Marie Barone : Absolutely, dear.

  Debra Barone : This is a list I put together to make that point with Ray.

  Robert Barone : Look how she puts a line through her sevens. Isn't that nice?

  [Marie starts chuckling] 

  Debra Barone : What?

  Marie Barone : Just looking through some of this housekeeping things you claim you do. I think maybe I'm entitled to some of this money.

  Ray Barone : Looks like someone's padding the bill.

  Debra Barone : Look, Ray, I can't help it if people break in here and clean.

  Ray Barone : Yeah, well, the "in here" you're talking about is the house we bought with my paycheck.

  Debra Barone : Are you saying you're more valuable than me because you bring home a paycheck?

  Ray Barone : I'm not saying that. I think society says that. All right? You should talk to them.

  Robert Barone : Actually, Raymond, the best way to determine the value of someone's life is with a wrongful death settlement.

  Debra Barone : Oh, good. Good, 'cause we're about to have one.

  Robert Barone : No, really, I dated a wrongful death claims adjuster. And it was her job to figure out what a jury would award a family if a loved one were killed an accident. In other words, what they were worth. It was fascinating to see what she had to consider. Too morbid for a second date, but fascinating.

  Ray Barone : What? Like what?

  Robert Barone : Like they consider what kind of person you were. Take Dad, for example. Let's say someone dropped a piano on him.

  Marie Barone : [Playing along as before]  Okay.

  Robert Barone : A jury would be asked to consider what kind of life he led. Was he a happy person? Did he bring joy to others? Did he stop and smell the roses?

  Frank Barone : Yes, yes and yes.

  Marie Barone : You don't enjoy life! You spend three hours every afternoon locked in the bathroom.

  Frank Barone : Hiding from you, that's how I enjoy life!