Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Golf for It (2004)

Brad Garrett: Robert Barone

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• Ray Barone : We don't even have to do this, 'cause like you said before, Ma loves me more!

  Robert Barone : Well, you know what? She can love you all she wants, because I love her more than you do.

  Ray Barone : What?

  Robert Barone : You heard me. I love Ma more.

  Ray Barone : Are you insane?

  Robert Barone : Deep down inside, Raymond, you know it's true.

  Ray Barone : Are you saying that I don't love my mother?

  Robert Barone : Not as much as me. You take her for granted. But me? I cherish every ounce of affection that woman gives me because I have to fight for it like a dirty dog in the street. But you? You don't even have to try. She makes it so easy for you. You're just a fat kid sittin' with his mouth open at the end of a chocolate assembly line. You disgust me.

• Ray Barone : You are out of your mind! She loves us both equally.

  Robert Barone : Oh, yeah, right! Okay! All right. All right. I'll tell you what: Why don't we do this we'll put her in the middle of the room, call her name and see who she comes to.

  Ray Barone : Wait a minute, Robert. I don't think you're taking every factor into consideration. You're forgetting a very special little lady named Debra. You think Ma wants to spend the rest of her life under the same roof with her arch-nemesis? Not likely. But whose wife does she love? Whose wife does she just think is the cat's bananas?

  Robert Barone : Look, don't bring our wives...

  Ray Barone : Yeah, that's right! It's Amy! Precious little Amy. So, put Ma in the middle of that room. As soon as she gets one look at Amy, she's gonna come scamperin' over to you tongue out and tail a-waggin'!