Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Frank Goes Downstairs (2001)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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Quotes 

• Debra Barone : So, how's the rib, Frank?

  Frank Barone : Okay, but I still can't burp the way I used to.

  Ray Barone : Just stick to your rehab, dad.

  Frank Barone : Boy am I glad to be out of that hospital. They had me so drugged up I didn't know whether I was coming or going.

  Marie Barone : I thought what they had you on was marvelous. I'm going to call Mexico to try and get some for the house.

• Debra Barone : We can never have sex again!

  Ray Barone : Whoa, WHAT?

  Debra Barone : Look at your father lying in there hurt. And now, everytime we - I'm gonna think of HIM. Working on those stairs and all of a sudden his Little Bald Head dropping out of sight.

  Ray Barone : Well, here's something you might try. Think of ME when we're having sex.

  Debra Barone : We did this to him, Ray. We lied to him and now he has a broken rib. WE broke his rib. We might as well have rolled off that bed and ON TO HIM!

  Ray Barone : HEY! You to put images my head? Because we MAY never have sex again.

  [Nurse walks by and hears him. Ray says to nurse] 

  Ray Barone : Hey. Hi.

  [to Debra] 

  Ray Barone : Look, this was not our fault.

  Debra Barone : Yes it is! This is 30% my fault and 70% YOURS!

  Ray Barone : Whoa, whoa! Where do you come up with those figures?

  Debra Barone : Because you STARTED it! None of this would've happened if you didn't have to tell your friends what a be STUDD you are!

  Ray Barone : Oh, why couldn't the nurse hear THAT?