- Debra Barone: Dr. Nora thought I was boring.
- Ray Barone: You're not boring, you're normal. Living in my house, I prayed for normal. Then, I had to fall asleep to the sound of my brother naming his toes. There was 'Fat Tony', 'Danny the Weasel' and 'Billy Stretch and Tastes Bad'.
- Debra Barone: Alright, I know, I'm boring. But maybe I would be fascinating if I barged into people's houses 50 times a day.
- [imitates Marie]
- Debra Barone: Ooh, hello, dear. What's this? Frosting in a can, so much easier than homemade. Look in that refrigerator. Whoa, smells like there wasn't anything good in here for a while.
- [imitates Frank]
- Debra Barone: Time for desert. Holy crap. I'm not listening anymore, doo dah, doo dah...
- [imitates Robert]
- Debra Barone: Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.
- [increasingly frustrated]
- Debra Barone: Oh, lucky Raymond. Everybody loves Raymond. EVERYBODY loves Raymond. EVERYBODY LOVES Raymond. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!
- [everybody laughs]
- Robert Barone: Do me, now.