Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Boys' Therapy (2004)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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• Ray Barone : So, what excuse did you give Dr. Greenburg this week?

  Robert Barone : Oh, I didn't even talk to him this week. I told him I was going to be working undercover for a while and when I came back I'd have plenty of issues.

  Frank Barone : What kind of issues?

  Robert Barone : I told him I had to dress as a woman and I had to borrow the outfit from my mother.

  Ray Barone : Oh yeah! Oh that's perfect.

  Robert Barone : I know!

  Frank Barone : If he only knew what a sick bastard you really are.

  Ray Barone : I know!

• Ray Barone : Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like what we were talking about the other day. I'm kind of a lousy father because of him, so I just back it up, one more, to Grandpa Joe.

  Frank Barone : Yeah, and his dad was the worst. My grandpa, Sal.

  Robert Barone : Oh yeah?

  Frank Barone : Oh yeah. Grandpa Sal, very scary. He once made Mussolini wet himself.