Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

A Date for Peter (2005)

Chris Elliott: Peter MacDougall

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• Peter MacDougall : You know something, Ray? When I first moved here, I said, "Okay, I am tired of being Mr. Lonely Jeans." So I went down to that bar down the street, and there were women there, and I sat for, like, two hours, and I finally force myself to go up to somebody and say, "Hey, how are you doing?" And she said, "Um, fine." And then the woman turned to her friends and said, "But I'm not desperate." And I just, you know, stood there while they laughed. And then I just, I walked home.

• Peter MacDougall : To be honest with you, Ray, when it comes to the ladies, l have rather high standards.

  Ray Barone : You do?

  Peter MacDougall : You see, l'm a DC Comics man, and if the woman is into Marvel, well, then it's ''See ya!'' Oh, who am l kidding? Women hate me.

• Ray Barone : I know what you're going through. I understand. I could never get a girl either.

  Peter MacDougall : Oh, please. We both know that's crazy, you good-looking son of a bitch.