- Amy Abbott: [to Ephram] How come you're so smart?
- Ephram Brown: I'm not, believe me. If I was, I'd be wearing a warmer jacket right now... and I wouldn't be telling you to go back to your boyfriend.
- Dr. Andrew ''Andy'' Brown: So have you heard? Everwood is now officially dope-free.
- Ephram Brown: Bright moved?
- Dr. Andrew ''Andy'' Brown: They took it to the edge of town and burned it.
- Ephram Brown: That would explain the rush on Ding Dongs and Doritos at the local Stop and Shop.
- Nina Feeney: [to Andy] I hear you're working narcotics, Detective Friday.
- Dr. Andrew ''Andy'' Brown: You know, the speed at which news travels around here defies the space-time continuum.
- Nina Feeney: Well, I'm friends with Irma's daughter, Lily, and she is freaking out.
- Dr. Andrew ''Andy'' Brown: Well, I would be too if I found out my mother was growing more weed than Cheech and Chong combined.