Everwood (TV Series)

Friendly Fire (2002)

Gregory Smith: Ephram Brown

Quotes 

• Delia Brown : [to Ephram]  You should be happy you made a friend.

  Ephram Brown : What's that supposed to mean?

  Delia Brown : It's not easy. Everybody in my class has known each other since the '90s.

• Ephram Brown : Boy, can I clear a hallway or what?

  Amy Abbott : That's Kayla and Paige. They're allergic to anyone who's not at the top-two popularity percentile.

  Ephram Brown : I'm only 98% short.

• Amy Abbott : [to Ephram]  My friend Kayla is having a birthday party. Wanna go?

  Ephram Brown : Do you need somebody to play "Happy Birthday"?

  Amy Abbott : Come on. You'll be my guest.

  Ephram Brown : I don't know. Me, your friends... lit candles in the same room?

• Amy Abbott : [to Ephram]  Maybe if you weren't scowling all the time, people wouldn't feel the need to disinvite you places.

  Ephram Brown : You're right. Maybe I should take up football and cow tipping, and then I could be the most popular boy in the school.