Entourage (TV Series)

The Sundance Kids (2005)

Kevin Dillon: Johnny 'Drama' Chase

Quotes 

• Johnny "Drama" Chase : On the way here, I was dreaming of hooking up with a nice Mormon girl.

  Turtle : So why don't you go after a Mormon, Drama? I mean they're all over the place here. Besides, everyone knows they know how to treat their man right. They're like Catholic girls times one hundred.

  Eric Murphy : You think the night before a Mormon wedding a guy says, "How am I gonna sleep with the same eight women for the rest of my life?"

• Johnny "Drama" Chase : In Palm Springs, I had a king-size bed all to myself.

  Eric Murphy : Yeah, he tried to bang a bunch of senior citizens, but he was a non-closer.

• Vincent Chase : I hear the slopes out here are insane.

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : Give me a break! Anywhere where you can ski in short sleeves is for pussies. I mean, they got no ice out here.

  Eric Murphy : Who wants to ski on ice?

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : Men, E, men who like speed.

  Turtle : I'm with Drama, there's nothing like the possibility of a good head-on collision.

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : I mean, if you can ski Hunter Mountain, you can ski anywhere!

• Johnny "Drama" Chase : [to the attractive blonde girl]  As a matter of interest, what do you prefer... tall, lean and handsome, or short, fat and ugly?

  Turtle : [chuckles]  Hey, you know what? He's right! I mean, you want somebody who's cute, funny and cuddly? Or somebody who's bitter, out of work and losing his hair by the minute?

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : I'm not losing my hair.

  Turtle : Yeah, you are.

  Cassie : Guys... I believe in love. And... love has no face and... no weight. Definitely no receding hairline. Look, I wanna talk to you both about something. Mm. Best friends... should treat each other with loyalty and respect. They should *never* compete for the same woman, because even if one of them wins, then they both lose.

  [her words sink in] 

  Cassie : I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

  [gets up] 

  Cassie : You guys figure out a way to get along and I'll be right back.

  [goes off] 

  Turtle : That was deep.

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : [thinks it over]  She's right. This is crazy. What are we fighting for?

  Turtle : This girl's gonna be gone by tomorrow.

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : By tomorrow night... she'll be a memory.

  Turtle : And we gotta spend every waking minute together.

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : What do you wanna do?

  Turtle : [knows what he wants]  I want the memory!

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : So do I.

  Turtle : Fuck you!

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : Fuck me? Fuck you!

  Turtle : I said it first.

  [takes swig from bottle]