- Edgar Teller: [Marshall doesn't want to go to a movie with the family and Simon] Marshall, we're not going to beg you to go with us, son. You should want to spend time with your family.
- Marilyn Teller: I can't believe you'd want to pass up an all-expense paid trip to see a scary movie.
- Marshall Teller: No thanks. No offense.
- Syndi Teller: [reading from the newspaper] The Wilson twins gave it two fingers up.
- Simon Holmes: [with a devilish laugh] Which fingers?
- Marshall Teller: [after Syndi finishes reading the review out loud] Since when did you become such a cinephile?
- Syndi Teller: You better watch your mouth!