- Dr. Elizabeth Corday: You lost your cap.
- Dr. Mark Greene: I decided to wear my scar with pride.
- Dr. Elizabeth Corday: It adds character.
- Dr. Mark Greene: Scared a little kid. He called me "Humpty Dumpty".
- Abby Lockhart: [a clown has been brought into the emergency room] Dr. Weaver, this clown is crashing.
- Robert Romano: [to Mark Greene, in response to distributing needles to junkies] How much of your brain did they cut out?
- Robert Romano: Kerry, we have a little personnel problem; well, you do. Mark Greene.
- Kerry Weaver: Mark.
- Robert Romano: Yeah. He's walking around with attitude, he's handing out needles, he's blanking out on words...
- Kerry Weaver: Yeah, it's swelling from the chemotherapy wafers.
- Robert Romano: [Sarcastically] Well... really.
- Kerry Weaver: He has mild expressive aphasia. It's temporary.
- Robert Romano: Well, I don't like it.
- Kerry Weaver: Well, I don't think *he* likes it, either.
- Robert Romano: Now come on, you haven't noticed any personality changes?
- Kerry Weaver: Like what?
- Robert Romano: Like he got very confrontational with me.
- Kerry Weaver: Well, you're used to confrontation, Robert.
- Robert Romano: We are not talking about me.
- Kerry Weaver: Isn't that your favorite subject?
- Robert Romano: Just straighten him out.
- Robert Romano: Hey, Greene. Tell me you are not giving free needles to junkies.
- Dr. Mark Greene: On a case-by-case basis.
- Robert Romano: No, no, no, no, on no basis, it's illegal.
- Dr. Mark Greene: Not if there's a public health emergency which there is.
- Robert Romano: How much of your brain did they cut out?
- Dr. Mark Greene: This does not put extra needles on the street.
- Robert Romano: I don't care. We're not gonna have a bunch of low-life junkies parading in and out of here.
- Dr. Mark Greene: So you're not interested in cutting back on HIV and...
- [struggling to continue his statement]
- Robert Romano: And? What? Sounds like..?
- Dr. Mark Greene: Hep...
- Robert Romano: Hep?
- Dr. Mark Greene: Hep.
- Robert Romano: Hep? Heparin? Heptathlon?
- Dr. Mark Greene: Hepatitis.
- Robert Romano: Tough one. Tell you what, you wanna start a needle exchange do it from your house.