- Dr. Luka Kovac: Anyway, uh, there's something my father would say when a friend went on a journey. And, uh... he said it to me when I came to the United States first. So I thought of it today when I realized I wouldn't be working with this guy anymore, not for a long time, at least. My father would, uh, clasp the person's hand and say, uh, "We only part to meet again."
- [Carter has just lost three games of pool from Kovac]
- Nurse Malik McGrath: I didn't even know they played pool in Croatia.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: Sure. But, we just use broomsticks and goat testicles.
- Nurse Malik McGrath: Get out of here!
- Dr. Luka Kovac: No, it's hard. Those balls don't roll straight.
- Jessica: You're a doctor?
- Dr. Ray Barnett: I guess so.
- Jessica: Wow, that's pretty cool.
- Dr. Ray Barnett: Then yeah, I'm a doctor... It's kinda hot in here, wanna get something to drink?
- Jessica: Sure. I thought you were a musician.
- Dr. Ray Barnett: Medicine's my way of paying the music bills.
- Jessica: Oh. So, how's the double life treating you?
- Dr. Ray Barnett: Hmm. Some days better than others.
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: He's here for the actors. It's his play they ruined.
- Community Theatre Director: My stage manager is filling in. Horrid. But if I can get them back in time, I might still have a second act.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: I doubt these guys are up for it.
- Community Theatre Director: No, they're professionals. You know, "the show must go on."
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Yeah... why is that, exactly? I mean, why can't the show just stop once and awhile?
- Dr. John Carter: I'm sure that Janell told you she broke her wrist.
- Janell Parkerson: AKA: Colles' fracture.
- Dr. John Carter: And we gave her a local anesthesia.
- Janell Parkerson: AKA: hematoma block.
- Dr. John Carter: And that she has a future in medicine, it would seem.
- Janell Parkerson: AKA: I'll be rich.
- Janell Parkerson: Is it true that people can have face transplants?
- Dr. John Carter: Yes it is. In fact, I'm 80 years old. I got this off a dead guy.
- Benny: So, are you a doctor too?
- Dr. Archie Morris: Ah, Chief Resident.
- Benny: Wow! That means like, nothing to me.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Hey, I'm Archie.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Ya, I introduced you two ten minutes ago.
- [Archie then stumbles away]
- Jessica: Whoa, is that guy really your boss?
- Dr. Ray Barnett: No!
- Jessica: That's what he's been saying.