ER (TV Series)

Such Sweet Sorrow (2000)

Laura Innes: Kerry Weaver

Quotes 

• [Frank had just started to work as an desk clerk] 

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : Do you have any experience?

  Frank : I spent 26 years as a cop.

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : In medicine?

  Frank : I had my knee replaced about 6 months ago.

• Dr. Kerry Weaver : It's 5 after 7, is there some kind of natural disaster I'm unaware of? An earthquake, or half of Chicago swallowed by a giant sinkhole?

• Dr. Kerry Weaver : Dr. Malucci, if I don't see you standing over a sick patient looking compassionate and engaged in the next 30 seconds, you're gonna spend the next week doing nothing but disimpactions and yeast infections!

• [Weaver is assigning patients] 

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : Malucci, bleeding hemorrhoids in Exam 8...

  Dr. Dave Malucci : Oh, come on Chief!

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : Hemorrhoids in 8, and a boil that needs lancing in 5.

  Dr. Dave Malucci : [under his breath]  That's perfect.

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : I hope that tone of voice is one of unbridled enthusiasm.

  Dr. Dave Malucci : Oh, I can't wait.