ER (TV Series)

One for the Road (2004)

Maura Tierney: Abby Lockhart

Quotes 

• Dr. Kerry Weaver : Abby, check him out.

  Morales : You're a doctor now?

  Abby Lockhart : Uh, no. My internship starts tomorrow.

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : I just advanced your residency start date 12 hours. Go. Now you're an intern.

  [Abby doesn't move] 

  Dr. Kerry Weaver : What? You want an engraved invitation? Go, go, go!

• Tiffany James : Can I get something to eat?

  Abby Lockhart : I'll order you a tray.

  Tiffany James : I've been here almost 18 hours.

  Abby Lockhart : I'm aware of that. You've held up a bed, woken up two judges in the middle of the night and now the head of the public health department is coming here to do your exam.

  Tiffany James : Really?

  Abby Lockhart : Really. He's driving all the way in here from Lake Forest just for you. And he's real happy about it too. He says he hasn't actually done a pelvic in about 10 years, but he's willing to "give it a shot". So... you can either wait here for another hour for the old guy to get here and give you what I'm sure will be a remarkably painless and gentle exam or you can let me do it right now.