- Dr. Kerry Weaver: Did you even take the Hippocratic oath?
- Dr. Robert Romano: I had my fingers crossed.
- Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Why would you give yourself Doberman ears?
- Willie: They're Vulcan.
- Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Is that like a Shih Tzu?
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: Uh, no, I think he means like Mr. Spock. On Star Trek.