- Risk Assessment Expert: This place is a disaster. I've never seen anything like it. I've witnessed your workers engaging in bullying, hostility, violence, inappropriate touching...
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: Oh, come on. We have a good staff. They do their best.
- Risk Assessment Expert: You have a bunch of walking lunatics on your hands. Doctors yelling, nurses beating up patients. You need to start firing people immediately.
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: Fine. You're fired.
- Risk Assessment Expert: What?
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: Don't come back tomorrow.
- Risk Assessment Expert: You won't be meeting the terms of the legal settlement.
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: So sue me! Again! What else is new?
- Frank Martin: You waiting for Weaver?
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: Yeah.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Well, don't hit her. She's crippled.
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: What are we gonna throw all our TB patients in jail?
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: No, just this one in particular.
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: If this is the way we treat people with TB, they're gonna stop coming to this hospital.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Abby, it's not like they all go clubbing together.
- Alex's friend: [after Sam drops off Alex with his carpool] Man, your sister's hot.
- Risk Assessment Expert: I'd like to talk to you later about that incident with Dr. Morris.
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: It wasn't an incident, it was a french fry.
- Alex Taggart: They always pray before they start eating. You have to bow your head and stuff. It's weird.
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: Just be respectful. Think about something else.
- Alex Taggart: Like what?
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: I don't know, like, baseball, or dinosaurs, or... cannibalism.