- Dr. Robert Romano: Hello, who is this? You like your job? You wanna keep it? Well, then you tell your chief of staff, you know who that is? Good! Well, you tell "Jonesy" that Robert Romano is sending over four critical patients all of whom, I expect to be treated like his own mother but without the inappropriate touching.
- Dr. John Carter: Monkeypox sounds like a video game.
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: Or Voodoo.
- Dr. John Carter: Or VD.
- Dr. Susan Lewis: We need to evacuate.
- Dr. John Carter: The ER?
- Dr. Susan Lewis: The entire hospital... Everyone but you.
- Dr. John Carter: You could get a tattoo.
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: I could get "Carter..."
- Dr. John Carter: Yeah.
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: ...Sucks."
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom?
- Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: I don't think so.
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?
- Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.
- Nurse Abby Lockhart: Caused by boredom.
- Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: I'm gonna eat this in bed.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: Sounds good to me.
- Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Alone!
- Abby Lockhart: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom?
- Dr. Deb Chen: I don't think so.
- Abby Lockhart: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?
- Dr. Deb Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.
- Abby Lockhart: Caused by boredom.
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: To tell you the truth, I don't know if I could date a chick that was missing pieces.
- Dr. John Carter: What if she had a really great personality?
- Dr. Gregory Pratt: What, and really big tits?