ER (TV Series)

Ask Me No Questions, I'll Tell You No Lies (1996)

George Clooney: Doug Ross

Quotes 

• Dr. Doug Ross : So, Natalie, you get a lot of ear infections, do you?

  Natalie : Can you just give me the Amoxicillin? I have a playdate.

  [Dr. Ross begins to examine her ears] 

  Natalie : You don't need to look! Just give me the antibiotic! Augmentin will be just fine if you're worried about resistance!

  Dr. Doug Ross : You know a lot of things about a lot of things, don't you, Natalie?

  Natalie : Yes, I do.

  Dr. Doug Ross : So do you want to tell Nurse Hathaway about Coulomb's law?

  Carol Hathaway : Ah, that's the fundamental law of electrostatics, which states that the force between two charged particles is directly proportional to the product of their charges.

  Dr. Doug Ross : And inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. Isn't that right, Natalie?

  Natalie : [glares at Dr. Ross] 

• Dr. Doug Ross : It looks like snow.

  Carol Hathaway : It smells like snow.

  Dr. Doug Ross : Carol, what does that mean?

  Carol Hathaway : You can smell snow coming. It has a smell.

  Dr. Doug Ross : It smells like burritos.

  Carol Hathaway : Look, what are we going to do about Mark?

  Dr. Doug Ross : Put him on a plane or have him killed.

  Carol Hathaway : I don't think I can take this much longer, you know? Maybe you should talk to him.

  Dr. Doug Ross : I talked to him once, he said he was okay. Ask him again, it gets a little weird.

  Carol Hathaway : Ohh, you'd be violating the guy code.

  Dr. Doug Ross : Guy code?

  Carol Hathaway : Yeah, of noncommunication.

• Carol Hathaway : Have you seen Mark? Is he okay?

  Dr. Doug Ross : Put it this way, he called a staff meeting.

  Carol Hathaway : Mark Greene?

  Dr. Doug Ross : Yep.

  Carol Hathaway : Glasses? Receding hair line? Broken heart?

  Dr. Doug Ross : That's the one.