- Claudia Blaisdel: We neurotics always cover ourselves with quilts that are sewn together with dark secrets - hadn't you noticed.
- Fallon: I'll go to the hospital and visit her tomorrow and tell her how sorry I am she lost the baby, okay?
- Jeff Colby: What did you lose last night, Fallon? Your amateur status?
- Joseph Anders: From what I gather, your father was a hatter.
- Alexis: Yes, actually he was. But, you should have researched it further, Joseph. My father was a hatter by appointment to his majesty the king. Very special hats, Joseph. So put that on your tedious head and wear it.
- Fallon: [to Alexis] Look, why don't you just stay out of my life? You should be good at it - you've had 16 years of practice.
- Alexis: Look, I've known young men who decide maybe homosexuality is not their lifestyle after all. So, they decide to settle down and marry. Except that they marry too fast and they marry the wrong woman. Maybe even some tart they pick up in a bar.