The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Duke of Duke (1980)

Catherine Bach: Daisy Duke

Quotes 

• Daisy Duke : [much taken with 'the Duke']  You sure are cool and easy under pressure, cousin Gaylord. I just love it!

• Daisy Duke : Oh, Enos! Hi!

  [waves] 

  Enos : Dang, dang, Daisy. It's good to see you, but my orders say no visitors.

  Daisy Duke : Well, I figured they must be gettin' awful hungry workin' as hard as they are. And I know you wouldn't mind if I brought 'em some of my fried chicken.

  Enos : Well, I guess it would be all right, Daisy. Sure beats that creamed chip beef stuff we've been serving over at the jailhouse.

  Daisy Duke : Why, I bet you're hungry, too, ain't you, sugar?

  Enos : Well, I sure am partial to your fried chicken, Daisy.

  Daisy Duke : Aw... which part are you most partial to? My legs, my thighs, or my...

  Enos : Neck! Neck, that's my favorite. That's my favorite part, Daisy. Your neck. I love your neck, Daisy. I mean, chicken neck.

  [bites into it] 

  Enos : I love fried chicken.

  Daisy Duke : [while the Dukes rip off his car]  I could get you a lot more chicken...

  Enos : Possum on a gum bush, Daisy! I believe your cousins are stealing my car!

• Daisy Duke : Cousin Gaylord's an Englishman.

  Longstreet B. Davenport : Well, we can't all be perfect.

• Gaylord Duke : [rounding off his capture of the entire Duke clan by tying up Daisy's high-heeled feet]  Well, there'll be no need for gags I imagine. Shout all you will, I don't think anybody will hear you up here.

  Luke Duke : You ain't heard the last of us yet.

  Bo Duke : Just remember that.

  Uncle Jesse : You picked the wrong family to double-deal, and don't you think we're gonna sit still for it.

  Daisy Duke : I could just wash my mouth out with soap for the things I said to you.

  Gaylord Duke : I love the things you said, Daisy. And I'm very sorry I hurt you. Cheerio, Daisy.

• Uncle Jesse : [Daisy tearfully recollects the heartache caused by the scoundrel]  Now, Daisy, quit ripping yourself up over a no-account like that.

  Daisy Duke : Ripping myself up? Uncle Jesse, it's that no-account that's gonna get himself ripped up when I catch him!

  Uncle Jesse : [chuckles]  That's my Daisy!

• Luke Duke : [Gaylord tries making a run for it]  Let's get after him!

  Daisy Duke : Wait a minute, fellas! This one is mine!

  The Balladeer : Now this ain't over yet, folks... Not when a girl like Daisy's still got cotton to chop and a rooster to pluck.

  [Daisy slides gracefully into welded-doors General Lee, and pulls away with steaming white hot burning rubber] 

  Uncle Jesse : Well, let's go! This is gonna be fun!

• Daisy Duke : [General Lee in hot pursuit]  Sorry, Mister, next time you meet a lady, you better learn some manners!

• Daisy Duke : Give me those, Enos.

  [takes the cuffs] 

  Daisy Duke : Nothing's worth doing unless you finish it yourself.

  [walks down to the stranded car to apprehend 'the Duke' herself] 

• Daisy Duke : Ain't it a shame? We're never gonna know what we missed.

  [slaps the cuffs on him] 

  Gaylord Duke : [ruefully]  Daisy, I know exactly what I've missed.

  The Balladeer : [voice-over]  As for Daisy, it will take time for her to get over a man that she really set her heart on... until the next time.