The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
The Big Heist (1979)
Catherine Bach: Daisy Duke
Quotes
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Daisy Duke : You okay, fella? You keep looking at that door like a husband behind in alimony... with a wife who's a crack shot.
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Daisy Duke : Hungry?
Neil Bishop : Oh, a little. But why don't I unload this truck first?
Daisy Duke : Oh, no. You don't look like you've eaten in a month. Now what's it gonna be, scrambled eggs or an omelet?
Neil Bishop : Oh, I...
Daisy Duke : Well, if you say omelet it's gonna turn out scrambled anyway.
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Daisy Duke : Uncle Jesse, I just saw the Sheriff taking in Bo and Luke.
Uncle Jesse : I know, I was there when they was took.
Daisy Duke : I'm getting my bow and arrow!
Uncle Jesse : You just stay calm and under control. Everything's gonna be all right.
Daisy Duke : You sure?
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Daisy Duke : Is it all right with you if he spends the night?
Uncle Jesse : Well, of course. But friends of ours don't sleep in the barn. You can have the boys' room.
[casts knowing look]
Uncle Jesse : No sleepwalking.
[chuckles]
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Daisy Duke : [waitress in Boars Nest] Can I get you a refill?
Neil Bishop : No, no, thank you, Ma'am, I've had my limit.
Daisy Duke : [likes new guy] I'm Daisy.
Neil Bishop : Oh, Neil Bishop. Pleased to meet you.
Daisy Duke : [thrilled] Pleased to meet you.
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Daisy Duke : You all done?
Neil Bishop : Daisy, that was great. You cook real country.
Daisy Duke : Thanks.
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Uncle Jesse : [to Neil] You tell a good yarn.
Daisy Duke : But you're still holding that gun.
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Daisy Duke : Yeah, sugar, you sure are cute, but you're one lousy bandit.
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Daisy Duke : Y'all realize we just pulled off a non-robbery?
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Daisy Duke : Listen, sweet talk, Bo and Luke are cooling their heels in jail where you should be.
Neil Bishop : Well, I never meant no harm to come to them or anybody. As a matter of fact, I was just taking back the money when you stopped me.
Daisy Duke : Sweet talk.
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Daisy Duke : [rifle ready, has the drop on Neil] Looking for this, sweet talker?
