The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

One Armed Bandits (1979)

Waylon Jennings: The Balladeer

Quotes 

• The Balladeer : This is Bo Duke and Luke Duke. They're cousins. They fight the system.

• The Balladeer : Daisy Duke is Bo and Luke's cousin. She drives like Richard Petty, shoots like Annie Oakley, and knows the words to all Dolly Parton's songs.

  Bo Duke : Now if we weren't cousins, I'd marry you.

  Daisy Duke : That's never stopped anyone in this family before.

  Bo Duke : You got a point there.

  [laughs] 

• [Opening line, as the series debuted] 

  [the Dukes's car, the General Lee, is in hot pursuit of a police cruiser] 

  The Balladeer : Welcome to Hazzard County. You probably noticed there's something different here. Well, this is Hazzard County - they do things different here.