The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Mary Kaye's Baby (1979)

Catherine Bach: Daisy Duke

Quotes 

• Mary Kaye Porter : Look, Daisy, if I thought those ol' meanies would go away and leave us alone, I would give them their money back.

  Daisy Duke : [as she tends the girl who had just given birth]  Where is it, Mary Kaye?

  Mary Kaye Porter : Where's what?

  Daisy Duke : The money.

  Mary Kaye Porter : Daisy, I don't rightly remember what I did with it. Last thing I remember I was having the pains, and then the baby came.

  Daisy Duke : Well, first off, it ain't yours to give.

  Mary Kaye Porter : What are you saying?

  Daisy Duke : It's his. I know he don't have no name yet, but he's here. And we're all near getting ourselves killed so he can keep that money. So, you see, it ain't even yours to give away.

  Mary Kaye Porter : That's true.

  Daisy Duke : Anyways, you certainly can't give away what you can't remember what you did with, can you?

  Mary Kaye Porter : [frowns]  Why am I getting a headache from you?