- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: [Referring to being in Toronto where the RCMP offices are] Ooh, the mothership.
- Constable Benton Fraser: What was that all about?
- Robert Fraser: What was what all about?
- Constable Benton Fraser: You know perfectly well what, Inthatcher Spector's loins.
- Scalper: Hey, you need Leaf tickets?
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Leafs suck.
- Scalper: Leafs rule.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: Hawks rule.
- Scalper: Hawks suck.
- Det. Stanley Raymond Kowalski: You suck.
- Constable Benton Fraser: You are bilingual, Ray.
- Cab Driver: Careful of the far side.
- [as Thatcher and Fraser get into the back seat of the cab]
- Margaret Thatcher: Oh! It's wet!
- Cab Driver: I was carrying ice.
- Margaret Thatcher: Oh, excuse me, Fraser, I'm wet.
- [moving away from the wet seat and sitting right aside Fraser]
- Constable Benton Fraser: Oh, it's perfectly all right, sir.
- Margaret Thatcher: The thing is, I've been a little pre-occupied lately.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Ah. I hadn't noticed.
- Margaret Thatcher: Well, I have. You know I went to my friend Nancy's baby shower just now. Thank you, by the way, for your advice on the gift - you were absolutely right.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Oh, I'm glad.
- Margaret Thatcher: You're a surprisingly sensitive man, for all your physical strength and courage.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Please, sir.
- [almost blushing]
- Margaret Thatcher: I've been thinking lately about having a child.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Really? Well, ah, I think you would make a Cracker Jack mother.
- Margaret Thatcher: Thank you, Fraser. It's an enormous under taking. And you know me, I mean, I wouldn't even know how to start. That's where you come in. Is your seat wet, too?
- [after Fraser shows a little discomfort]
- Constable Benton Fraser: No, sir.
- Margaret Thatcher: Anyway, I-I was thinking with all your experience in the field you might be the kind of man that knows a thing of two about this sort of business. I was hoping to... involve you in the process.
- Constable Benton Fraser: In the process?
- Margaret Thatcher: We'd have to be very discrete. And naturally I'd want to get the whole thing over as quickly as possible.
- Constable Benton Fraser: Naturally.
- Margaret Thatcher: So, I can count on you then to be up for this?
- Constable Benton Fraser: Oh, well, look-look where we are - good old police station.
- [Fraser opens the door and gets out quickly]