- Toby Pedalbee: You know what it was like to make love for the very first time?
- Martin Tupper: [tentatively] Yeah...
- Toby Pedalbee: [quietly] I don't.
- Martin Tupper: What'd'ya mea... Toby... You mean you're a...
- Toby Pedalbee: [exploding] Say the word, and it'll be your last. Look, it's not like I never did anything. It's just that I didn't do everything. I waited too long. I wanted to... I don't know what. Meet 'Mr Right'? After a couple-a years, you're lucky if you can find 'Mr Not-So-Hot'. And before you know it, you're stuck with 'Mr - well, he doesn't have hair in his ears'.