Denny Dillon: Toby Pedalbee

Quotes 

• Toby Pedalbee : You know what it was like to make love for the very first time?

  Martin Tupper : [tentatively]  Yeah...

  Toby Pedalbee : [quietly]  I don't.

  Martin Tupper : What'd'ya mea... Toby... You mean you're a...

  Toby Pedalbee : [exploding]  Say the word, and it'll be your last. Look, it's not like I never did anything. It's just that I didn't do everything. I waited too long. I wanted to... I don't know what. Meet 'Mr Right'? After a couple-a years, you're lucky if you can find 'Mr Not-So-Hot'. And before you know it, you're stuck with 'Mr - well, he doesn't have hair in his ears'.