- Bobby: So, what're you gonna tell your parents about the party?
- Jeremy Tupper: I'm just gonna tell them I'm going.
- Bobby: No way!
- Jeremy Tupper: Yes way.
- Bobby: Butthead, we're talkin' about a party with no grown-ups, eighth-grade girls, and a lotta chocolate.
- Jeremy Tupper: Chocolate?
- Bobby: You know, 'cause it makes girls horny.
- Jeremy Tupper: No way!
- Bobby: Totally way. The caffeine cranks their hormones, or something. Why d'you think we give 'em chocolate on Valentine's Day?