Drawn Together (TV Series)

Gay Bash (2004)

Jess Harnell: Captain Hero, Bizarro Captain Hero

Quotes 

• Xandir : Good-bye cruel world!

  Toot Braunstein : Damn it, Xander, that noise! You're keeping us all awake. Can't you kill yourself more quietly, like Bizzaro Captain Hero did?

  [camera pans to Bizzaro Captain Hero, who is hanging dead from the ceiling] 

  Captain Hero : Uh, yeah, right. Killed himself, tragic!

• Toot Braunstein : [to Xandir]  Can't you kill yourself more quietly like Bizarro Captain Hero?

  [a body hanging from a tree blows in the breeze] 

  Captain Hero : Uh... yeah. Killed himself.

• Bizzaro Captain Hero : Oh, hello, hello Captain Hero! I not see you since initiation into league of heroes.

  Captain Hero : Zip it! What happens in Bizzaro World, *stays* in Bizzaro World!

  Bizzaro Captain Hero : Well, technically bathroom at bus station not considered Bizzaro World.

• Captain Hero : [speaking to the other house guests]  Oh, come on! If you're in a bus station and they sell postcards for Bizzaro World, you have to assume you're in Bizzaro World, right? I mean, am I crazy?