Drawn Together (TV Series)

Clum Babies (2005)

James Arnold Taylor: Wooldoor Sockbat, The Producer, Bob the Cucumber, Larry the Tomato

Quotes 

• Bob the Cucumber : [to Wooldoor]  Were gonna give you all to the count of John 3:16 to stop this abomination, or else.

  Larry the Tomato : You tell him, Bob the Cucumber.

  [chuckles] 

  Bob the Cucumber : Thank you, Larry the Tomato.

• Larry the Tomato : This wasn't part of the plan! We agreed nobody would get hurt!

  [Bob the Cucumber shoots Larry the Tomato] 

  Spanky Ham : Holy sh*t! Bob the Cucumber has gone crazy!

  Bob the Cucumber : Is this crazy?

  Spanky Ham : No, please!

  [Bob the Cucumber shoots Spanky] 

• Wooldoor Sockbat : I never mastribate again! I don't want to go to hell! I QUIT!

  [he runs off crying like crazy] 

• [Bob the Cucumber points his gun at Wooldoor] 

  Wooldoor Sockbat : [begging]  Please don't kill me! I don't want to die!

  Bob the Cucumber : Don't be scared, Wooldoor. I saved them all from going to hell, and now I will save your soul too!

• Wooldoor Sockbat : Oh my god! The VeggieFables! I love your religious propaganda clumsy disguised as children's entertainment!

• Bob the Cucumber : ENOUGH F**KING TALK! IN THE NAME OF GOD, PUT THE F**KING CLUM BABY DOWN!

  Princess Clara : But, but, but...

• Bob the Cucumber : We're not here to fight, we're here to sing.

• [Wooldoor, Clara, Bob, and Larry are at a church, praying] 

  Larry the Tomato : I'm sorry for thinking impure thoughts!

  [whips himself] 

  Bob the Cucumber : I'm sorry for being so phallic!

  [whips himself] 

  Princess Clara : I'm sorry for buying child slaves from Third World countries.

  [whips herself] 

  Chinese Boy : [puts down his feather duster]  Free!

  Princess Clara : I said I'm sorry, not stop dusting!

  Wooldoor Sockbat : I'm sorry I masturbated!

  [whips himself] 

  Wooldoor Sockbat : Ow! And I'm sorry I helped people!

  [whips himself again] 

  Wooldoor Sockbat : Ow! And I'm sorry I spied on Clara going potty every morning

  Princess Clara : What? That's disgusting!

  Wooldoor Sockbat : [smiles]  Oh, you're one to talk, Princess Smell-Your-Wipes.

  [Clara whips him] 

  Wooldoor Sockbat : Ow!