- Dr. Katz: [after answering the phone] Who should I say is calling?
- Ben Katz: Is that for me?
- Dr. Katz: [to Ben] Yeah. It's Cindy from Tele-Purchases.
- Ben Katz: Oh, my main squeeze. I love it.
- Dr. Katz: [to Cindy] Uh, y-y-yeah, Ben has told me all about you. This is, yeah, I'm, uh...
- Ben Katz: Dad, please.
- Dr. Katz: ...Dr. Katz, and I'm Ben's, uh... I'm Ben's father.
- Ben Katz: [sighs] Oh my God. Gimme the phone, dad.
- Dr. Katz: Hey, B-B-Ben...
- Ben Katz: Don't embarrass me.
- Dr. Katz: ...it's, it's...
- Ben Katz: I KNOW who it is!
- Dr. Katz: ...It's CINDY, the one you were telling me about.
- Ben Katz: Well gimme the phone!
- Dr. Katz: Okay, one sec, but just...
- [to Cindy]
- Dr. Katz: yes, yes, yes. One second, I'll get him.
- Ben Katz: [grabs phone] Thanks. Dad, can you, uh...
- [clicks mouth]
- Ben Katz: gimme, uh...
- Dr. Katz: What?
- Ben Katz: Can you,
- [whistles]
- Ben Katz: out, through the revolving door there? Would you mind, dad?
- Dr. Katz: I'm just finishing my coffee, so...
- Ben Katz: Don't hit your fat ass on the way out, on the door, okay?
- Dr. Katz: I'm not listening, Ben, so just go ahead, y'know?
- Ben Katz: [whispering] Dad, get out. NOW.
- Dr. Katz: [also whispering] Ben, why can't I be in the same room as you?
- Ben Katz: 'Cause dad, I'm trying to get a little privacy on the phone.
- Dr. Katz: Yeah, but we don't have any secrets from each other, there's nothing you can't say...
- Ben Katz: If YOU wanted some privacy, I would leave the room.
- Dr. Katz: But there's nothing you can't say...
- Ben Katz: I don't wanna have this argument right now, I'll have it with you later! Right now, I wanna talk on the phone!
- Dr. Katz: Well, now's when I'm available.
- Ben Katz: This is costing SOMEBODY money. So why don't you get out of the room?
- Dr. Katz: Why don't you treat your father with a little respect?
- Ben Katz: Yeah, use the
- [bleep]
- Ben Katz: -ing door!
- Dr. Katz: Okay, but I don't see why I have to leave the room...
- Ben Katz: Dad, would you please-
- [to Cindy]
- Ben Katz: Cindy, could you hold one second, 'cause I'm just gonna, just gotta...
- [to Dr. Katz, whispering]
- Ben Katz: Dad, get out. OUT.
- Dr. Katz: Okay, I'm-I'm out. This, this, this hurts my feelings, Ben, and we're gonna have to deal with this later.
- Ben Katz: Fine, we'll deal with it later.
- [seconds later, whispering]
- Ben Katz: Dad.
- Dr. Katz: [still whispering] What?
- Ben Katz: Come back.
- Dr. Katz: Why?
- Ben Katz: I need your credit card.