Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)
Memoirs (1997)
H. Jon Benjamin: Ben Katz
Quotes
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Ben Katz : [writing his "memoirs"] I wrote the first part.
Dr. Katz : Yeah.
Ben Katz : I wrote out my first thought.
Dr. Katz : Mm-hmm.
Ben Katz : You wanna hear it?
Dr. Katz : Sure, go ahead.
Ben Katz : You don't wanna hear it.
Dr. Katz : No, I would like to hear it.
Ben Katz : All right.
[takes breath]
Ben Katz : "In loving memory of my father, Jonathan Katz."
Dr. Katz : ...Ben, do you know something I don't know? Because that's usually reserved for...
Ben Katz : Yeah.
Dr. Katz : ...After somebody has...
Ben Katz : Yeah, I know, dad, but this book is gonna take a while to write, and by the, by the time I'm done...
Dr. Katz : Yeah?
Ben Katz : ...You know I'm gonna love ya.
Dr. Katz : [hugging him] C'mere, you.
Ben Katz : Dad. Not yet. I said by the time I'm done.
