Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Glasses (1995)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Dom : Don't you hate when people ask you questions you don't want to answer?

  Dr. Katz : Absolutely.

  Dom : A friend of mine says, "Hey Dom, do I look fat to you?" I says, "No, not to me, but to everybody else. To me, you're just big-boned." I love that big-bone cop-out. Y'know, "I'm not fat, I'm very big-boned." Oh, isn't it amazing how you have those fat bones in your butt? That's a pretty big BONE you got hangin' over your belt, Benny! You know what YOU need? A marrow reduction! That's what YOU need, you big tub of lard! I don't mean that in a bad way.

  Dr. Katz : Hmm.

  Dom : Don't you hate when people ask you ques- when you love them, doc?

  Dr. Katz : Mm-hmm.

  Dom : People that you love, they ask- you don't wanna hurt them. My cousin Louie says to me, "Dom, is my head too big for my body?" Now what am I gonna say? "Hey, look at the bright side, Louie: A lot of people you can't even recognize from 800 yards, but YOU, it's like a close-up, every feature, crystal clear! Come here, let me swing from your jowls. Nerve endings don't go that far, do they?

  Dr. Katz : ...Let me, let me show you another option you have with a question like that. Just, y- you be, Cousin Lou- is it Cousin Louie?

  Dom : Yeah.

  Dr. Katz : And I'll be you. You ask me that question. And I'll show you...

  Dom : Okay.

  Dr. Katz : ...Another way you can approach it.

  Dom : All right, Dr. Katz...

  Dr. Katz : No no no, I'm Dom now.

  Dom : Okay, Dom.

  Dr. Katz : Yeah.

  Dom : You're looking very handsome today, Dom.

  Dr. Katz : Thank you, Cousin Louie.

  Dom : Uh... does my head look too big for my body?

  Dr. Katz : No. See, that's another route you can go.