Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Closets (1997)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Mike : I'm losing all my hair.

  Dr. Katz : Yeah.

  Mike : No offense, doc.

  Dr. Katz : None taken.

  Mike : Being bald, though, I think the only time it bothers me is if I become a reference point. Do you know what I mean?

  Dr. Katz : Well...

  Mike : Lemme give you an example. I, I was in a restaurant, some guys are talking, and I could hear 'em, they go: "Joe, do you know where the men's room is?" "The men's room?" "Yeah." "Yeah, you see that BALD guy over there?" "Yeah, the bald guy." "Go down to the bald guy, take a left, you'll see the fat Chinese lady."

  Dr. Katz : She's not always gonna be there.