Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Ben Treats (1997)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Dr. Katz : Maybe what you need is a vacation, Jim.

  Jim Gaffigan : Well, I dunno, I don't like goin' on vacation, because then you feel like you have to... see everything.

  Dr. Katz : Yeah.

  Jim Gaffigan : Feel like you have to write everyone a postcard.

  Dr. Katz : Well...

  Jim Gaffigan : You could be a genius, you try and write a postcard, you look like a moron: "This city's got big buildings! I like food! Bye!"

• Dr. Katz : [talking to himself in a tape recorder while waiting for Julia Louis-Dreyfus to get back on the phone]  "Who's your favorite professional therapist? You are, you bad, bad Dr. Katz."

  Julia : [getting back on the phone]  Hello?

  Dr. Katz : Yeah.