Doctor Who (TV Series)

School Reunion (2006)

Noel Clarke: Mickey Smith

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Quotes 

• Mickey Smith : Oh, mate, the missus and the ex. Welcome to every man's worst nightmare!

• Rose Tyler : They're rats! Vacuum packed rats!

  The Doctor : [to Mickey]  And you decided to scream.

  Mickey Smith : It took me by surprise!

  The Doctor : Like a little girl!

  Mickey Smith : It was dark, I was covered in rats!

  The Doctor : Nine, maybe ten years old. I'm seeing pigtails and a frilly skirt.

• Mickey Smith : Okay, no time to explain, we need to get inside the school. Do you have, like, I don't know, a lock picking device?

  K9 : We are in a car.

  Mickey Smith : Maybe a drill attachment?

  K9 : We are in a car.

  Mickey Smith : Fat lot of good you are

  K9 : We are in a car.

  Mickey Smith : Wait a second. We're in a car.

  K9 : Affirmative.

  Mickey Smith : [shouts out window]  Get back!

  [crashes car through main doors] 

• Sarah Jane Smith : The Doctor likes traveling with an entourage. Sometimes they're human, sometimes they're aliens and sometimes they're tin dogs.

  [pauses] 

  Sarah Jane Smith : What about you? Where do you fit in the picture?

  Mickey Smith : Me? I'm their man in Havana. I'm their technical support. I'm...

  [realises] 

  Mickey Smith : Oh my god. I'm the tin dog!

• Mickey Smith : You see, what's impressive is we met her nearly an hour ago and I still haven't said "I told you so" yet.

  Rose Tyler : I'm not listening to this.

  Mickey Smith : Though I have prepared a little "I was right" dance which I can show you later.

• Mickey Smith : Surveillance. If you ask me it's just another way of saying, 'Go sit at the back of the class with the safety scissors and glitter.'

  [pause] 

  Mickey Smith : That would be me talking to a metal dog, then.