Dinosaurs (TV Series)
Switched at Birth (1991)
Jason Alexander: Gus Molehill
Quotes
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Robbie Sinclair : Stop it! You're adults. Can't you settle this like adults?
Earl Sinclair : With what, weapons?
Gus Molehill : Costly litigation?
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Gus Molehill : Take your hands off my son!
Glenda Molehill : I won't let that little pink monster back in my house!
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Fran : The great judge.
Robbie Sinclair : Yeah. He could settle this once and for all.
Gus Molehill : He's the wisest dinosaur of them all.
Aubrey Molehill : Capital idea.
Baby Sinclair : Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Baby Sinclair : [both laughing] Piggyback, horsey! Piggyback!
Gus Molehill : I love this kid. He cracks me up. Am I crazy or what?
[Baby Sinclair chuckles and hits Gus Molehill with a boiling pot]
Gus Molehill : Ooh!
[Gus Molehill mumbles]
Gus Molehill : Again!
[both laughing]
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Gus Molehill : [Gus Molehill arrives] Hey, how you doing? Gus Molehill. Gotta love me. Gotta love me!
[laughs]
Gus Molehill : Hey, nice digs. Hey. Ooh, what are you doin' for food here?
Fran Sinclair : Earl, I'm still not convinced.
Gus Molehill : Hey, this is my wife Glenda.
Glenda Molehill : Hello. How are you?
Gus Molehill : And this is my boy Aubrey.
[chuckles]
Gus Molehill : So you must be the mama.
Fran Sinclair : Oh! Yes.
Gus Molehill : And I guess that makes you not the mama!
[Earl Sinclair grunts]
Gus Molehill : Not the mama!
[laughs and coughs]
Earl : Fran, he's a cute green kid.
Gus Molehill : Hey. My boy looks just like you, Earl.
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Solomon The Great : Then, in my divine wisdom, there is only one equitable solution. To divide the child in two.
[thunderclap]
Baby Sinclair , Aubrey Molehill : Huh?
Fran Sinclair : Earl, we can't let him do this!
Solomon The Great : Silence! Do not question the wisdom of Solomon The Great. My powers are beyond the comprehension of mere mortals. And now I shall perform the miracle of divine justice with the help of my assistant Ramona!
[Ramona appears and Baby's parents and Aubrey's parents exclaim]
Earl Sinclair : Oh!
Gus Molehill : Hey! Yes! Good!
[Baby Sinclair exclaims]
Gus Molehill : Hey, nice, nice!
Solomon The Great : Ha!
Earl Sinclair : Nice box.
[applause]
Solomon The Great : Mr. Sinclair, if you would, bring me the pink baby.
Earl Sinclair : Oh, yeah.
[Baby Sinclair laughs and Earl Sinclair brings Solomon The Great the pink baby]
Solomon The Great : Now, place the child completely in the box, head there, feet here.
Earl Sinclair : Head there, feet there. Oh! Oh! Watch your nose.
Solomon The Great : Now, Mr. Sinclair, we've never met before. Is that correct, sir?
Earl Sinclair : Yes, that is correct, sir.
Solomon The Great : And no money has changed hands between us?
Earl Sinclair : None whatsoever.
Solomon The Great : Well, then how do I have your wallet? Ha-ha!
Earl Sinclair : Whoa! Hey! That's wonderful!
Baby Sinclair : Yay! Yay!
Solomon The Great : Mr. Sinclair, as you can see, this is an ordinary box.
Baby Sinclair : Careful! Careful!
Solomon The Great : There are no hidden panels. No secret compartments. Just a simple, wooden box.
Earl Sinclair : Yes, it looks okay to me.
Solomon The Great : You may step back now. Thank you. Now, how about a hand for Mr. Sinclair?
Earl Sinclair : Oh, thank you, thank you.
[applause]
Solomon The Great : And thank you.
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Gus Molehill : Boy, did that hurt, huh, Earl?
Earl Sinclair : That didn't hurt a bit.