- Jane: Oh, man. It's hot. Can you believe it's November?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: I know. If this is global warming, it rocks.
- George Littlefox: It's called Indian summer.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Oh. Well, thanks for that. And corn, I guess. I'm Dharma, this is Jane.
- George Littlefox: George.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Nice to meet you.
- Jane: Hey.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: So, what brings you up here, George?
- George Littlefox: I've come here to die. This land was my ancestors' sacred burial site.
- Jane: For real?
- George Littlefox: For real.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Well, we're sunbathing topless, so you'll die happy.
- [Greg has to miss dinner with Janet Reno to bail Dharma out of jail]
- Greg Montgomery: You gotta cover for me. Janet Reno can't find out why I missed the dinner.
- Pete Cavanaugh: What am I supposed to tell her?
- Greg Montgomery: Pete, you're a lawyer. Lie.
- Pete Cavanaugh: But I'm a bad lawyer!
- Greg Montgomery: [Standing between them] Okay, you guys, I have the perfect solution: I go to dinner with Janet Reno, You hate me, You
- [Turning first to Pete and then his mother]
- Greg Montgomery: You be disappointed in me and somehow... I live with it.
- [He leaves the room grinning]
- Kitty Montgomery: Oh, I don't suppose you would know anybody who would speak at a botanical garden function?
- [She says with a desperate tone]
- Pete Cavanaugh: [Looking confused at her question] I don't even know anybody who would listen.