Dharma & Greg (TV Series)

And Then There's the Wedding (1997)

Mitchell Ryan: Edward Montgomery

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Quotes 

• Greg Montgomery : I keep feeling like there's something I should be doing.

  Edward Montgomery : Gregory, relax. You're supposed to feel useless on your wedding day. It prepares you for the rest of your married life.

  Greg Montgomery : [sarcastically]  Oh, thanks, dad. That's nice. I hope that's part of your toast.

• Edward Montgomery : [a series of bridesmaids with exotic hair, clothes, and makeup have proceeded up the aisle]  We're just one dog-faced boy short of a freak show.

  [Dharma's two dogs proceed up the aisle carrying flower baskets in their mouths] 

• Edward Montgomery : But this wedding cake you selected is wonderful.

  Kitty Montgomery : Oh, Edward. Thank you for noticing. However, this is a wedge of brie.

  [pause] 

  Kitty Montgomery : You're drunk, aren't you?

  Edward Montgomery : That's what the gals in the ladies' room said.

  Kitty Montgomery : Oh, come on, Edward, let's dance.

  Edward Montgomery : You got it, green eyes.

  Kitty Montgomery : They're blue, Edward... they're blue.