Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Silly People (2006)

Felicity Huffman: Lynette Scavo

Quotes 

• Ed Ferrara : So, the pig actually eats the bacon?

  Tom Scavo : Uh, huh, yeah.

  Ed Ferrara : I don't see the client doing a happy dance over the whole cannibalism theme.

  Lynette Scavo : Well, Tom, why don't you pitch him the other idea you came up with last night. You know the one where people love bacon so much they want to keep it a secret.

  Ed Ferrara : What like a secret underground society of bacon eaters?

  Tom Scavo : More like my college fraternity, where, you know, everybody wanted in, but we only took the coolest guys.

  Ed Ferrara : You were Greek?

  Tom Scavo : Alpha Tau Omega.

  Ed Ferrara : I was Phi Kap.

  Tom Scavo : You?

  Ed Ferrara : And I don't remember you having to be that cool to pledge ATO.

  Tom Scavo : Look, if I had a nickel for every Phi Kap that I tied to a freeway sign.

  Ed Ferrara : Scavo, if you were my pledge, I would've made you my bitch.