Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Pilot (2004)

Brent Kinsman: Preston Scavo

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Quotes 

• Lynette : You are going to behave today. I am not gonna be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And, just so you know that I'm serious, I am...

  [takes a piece of paper out of her pocket] 

  Porter Scavo : What's that?

  Lynette : Santa's cell-phone number!

  Preston Scavo : How'd you get that?

  Lynette : I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! Are you willing to risk that?

• Lynette : What are you doing? We are at a wake!

  Preston Scavo : When we got here you said we could go in the pool.

  Lynette : I said you could go by the pool. Do you have your swimsuits on?

  Preston Scavo : Yeah, we put them on under our clothes before we left.