Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Pilot (2004)
Eva Longoria: Gabrielle Solis
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Quotes
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Susan Mayer : I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for lunch.
Gabrielle Solis : It's like my grandmother always said: An erect penis doesn't have a conscience.
Lynette : Even the limp ones aren't that ethical.
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John Rowland : [John and Gabrielle are lying in her bed together after sex] You know what I don't get?
Gabrielle Solis : What?
John Rowland : Why you married Mr. Solis.
Gabrielle Solis : Well, he promised to give me everything I've ever wanted.
John Rowland : Well, did he?
Gabrielle Solis : Yes.
John Rowland : Then... why aren't you happy?
Gabrielle Solis : Turns out I wanted all the wrong things.
John Rowland : So. Do you love him?
Gabrielle Solis : [sighs] I do.
John Rowland : So, why are we here? Why are we doing this?
Gabrielle Solis : [smoking a cigarette] Because I don't want to wake up one morning with the sudden urge to blow my brains out.
John Rowland : Hey, can I have a drag?
Gabrielle Solis : Absolutely not. You are much too young to smoke.
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Carlos Solis : At the Donahue party everyone was talking mutual funds, and you found a way to mention you slept with half of the Yankee outfield.
Gabrielle Solis : I'm telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation.
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Gabrielle Solis : This table was hand-carved, Carlos had it imported from Italy. It cost him twenty three thousand dollars.
John Rowland : You wanna do it on the table this time?
Gabrielle Solis : Absolutely.
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Gabrielle Solis : If Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we'd have known. She lives fifty feet away for God's sakes.
Susan Mayer : Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must have been going on.
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Gabrielle Solis : What's that?
Bree : It's a letter addressed to Mary Alice.
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Gabrielle Solis : I really hate the way you talk to me.
Carlos Solis : And I really hate that I spent fifteen thousand dollars on your diamond necklace, that you couldn't live without. But I'm learning to deal with it.
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Gabrielle Solis : It's business. Tanaka expects everyone to bring their wives.
Carlos Solis : Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass.
Gabrielle Solis : I made over two hundred thousand doing business with him last year. If he wants to grab your ass, you let him.