Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Anything You Can Do (2004)

Steven Culp: Rex Van De Kamp

Quotes 

• Rex Van De Kamp : You're going to ruin his whole future over a little rough housing?

  Bree Van De Kamp : Rex, this was practically assault.

  Rex Van De Kamp : Mrs. Stark, what Andrew did was clearly wrong, but in his defense, his mother and I are going through severe marital problems.

  Bree Van De Kamp : Is that relevant?

  Rex Van De Kamp : Our marriage is disintegrating. Of course Andrew is acting out. He has every right to be angry.

  Bree Van De Kamp : If Andrew is angry about you moving out of the house, then perhaps he should shove your head into a locker!

  Rex Van De Kamp : All I'm saying, is that we need to take some of the responsibility here.

  Bree Van De Kamp : And so does Andrew! Blaming his actions on our problems... which are not so serious... does not help him.

  Rex Van De Kamp : Our problems are serious!

  Bree Van De Kamp : Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit.

  Rex Van De Kamp : Bree, I've gone to an attorney. You're gonna to be served with divorce papers later today.

  Bree Van De Kamp : You went to an attorney?

  Rex Van De Kamp : Yeah! And a good one too!

  Bree Van De Kamp : Well he better be good, because when I'm finished with you, you won't have a cent to your name!

  Rex Van De Kamp : Bring it on!

• Andrew Van De Kamp : What's this about?

  Rex Van De Kamp : You both know that your mother and I have been unhappy for quite a while. And after a lot of soul searching, we've decided it would be better if we got divorced.

  Bree Van De Kamp : But whatever problems your father and I have, it doesn't change the fact that we love you very, very much.

  Andrew Van De Kamp : I've got a question.

  Bree Van De Kamp : Go ahead sweetheart. Ask whatever you want.

  Andrew Van De Kamp : Can I live with dad? I mean, c'mon, mom, let's face it. We drive each other crazy.